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Louisiana Lawnmower 

While in the act of sex from the doggy-style position, the male reaches around and grabs the arms of the female out from under her, pulling them to her body, he then pushes her face around on the carpet like he is mowing the lawn.
Oh that feels so good! - Chick

Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy

*Drags her face about the carpet*
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Louisiana Lawnmower 

After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.
Dude, after I nailed Judy i totally gave her a huge louisiana lawnmower

Louisiana Lawnmower 

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.
Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim

Louisiana Lawn Mower 

With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.

The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.

They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.
My bush was getting out of control so we opted for the Louisiana Lawn Mower

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026