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Louie Armstrong 

When someone inserts their tongue deep into a male anus and gives him an exceptionally rapid stroking reacharound at the same time.

*same as Rusty Trombone but with alot more passionate effort.
Sally:Sara,why do you have a corn nut in the corner of your mouth?

Sara:Oh,I just gave my boyfriend John a Louie Armstrong style rusty trombone,do you want to go shopping at walmart now?
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The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.
She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.
The Louie Armstrong by MonkeyHustler December 28, 2007

The Louie Armstrong

The act of dirty tromboning with a twist. Add in sucking on a fart and you've got a Louie Armstong
This chick was tongue punching my fart box and I gave her The Louie Armstrong.

A Louis Armstrong 

A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.
A Louis Armstrong by bwa bellend February 19, 2018

Louis Armstrong 

Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.

Louis Armstrong 

Amazingly talented and charismatic jazz musician, most famous throughout the 40s and 50s. Also known as Satchmo. Best known for his song "What a Wonderful World", but his duets with Ella Fitzgerald leave "Wonderful World" in the dust.
Louis Armstrong's the man. And it's pronounced Lewis, not Looey.
Louis Armstrong by Plethora January 18, 2006