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A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.
Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.
lotus notes by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.
Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.
Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.
Lotus Notes by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.
When running a marathon avoid Lotus Notes after the first ten miles.

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To take what is normal and easy and do the opposite
lotes notes by Rudy September 24, 2003

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A great little program that makes life much easier for everyone
lotes notes by jon June 18, 2003