When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011
An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
by havokhell November 29, 2021
A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
by 413Smokey420 January 15, 2012
by the maker August 11, 2016
1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.
by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010
Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".
by Sgpro2019 July 8, 2020