Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

lot lizards

Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?

by dangerdanger77 August 24, 2006

lot lizard

Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors. Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)

Truck-stop managers revealed that although they were concerned about increased costs for more fences, razor-wire and additional security personnel, most felt that increased lot lizard concentrations would result in much higher sales of items like bug spray, pepper spray and air fresheners, which might offset some of the cost.

by PF Smith October 23, 2007

lot lizard

A trucker's term for a prostitute that works truck stops.

"That TA is loaded with lot lizards"

by Wonderboy April 22, 2003

lot lizard

A whore who goes from truck to truck like a lizard who goes from rock to rock.

by trucking bong September 24, 2003

Lot Lizard

Truck Stop Prostitute- Male or Female- Predominantly found at truck stops and whose sole intention is to score some trucker lovin' for some quick cash or occcasionally for free depending on the mood

Man, those lot lizards at the Iowa 80 stop have gotten so much better since the economy took a turn for the worse. Thank goodness for the Bush admistration

by N.C.H.A. September 07, 2006

lot lizard

prostitue at a truckstop who services the truckers

That lot lizard stinks!

by Jaque Mehoff January 03, 2007