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Lost Control 

When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.
you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
Lost Control by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009
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Lost control of my hoop 

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.
I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.

Lost Control Of Your Life 

IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!

She’s Lost Control 

Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again

She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce 

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce
"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce 

A skill that requires intense concentration and years of experience. Those that have mastered it have the ability to party very hard without becoming overcome by the effects of the drugs consumed during said party.
Legend: Ted, I have mastered the art of booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce.
Ted: When should I schedule your parade?

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce 

The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.
"Damn I wished i could bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce smh.."