Skip to main content

Losing Streak 

While taking a dump you feel the stool come out of your butt but nothing hits the toilet water. Upon wiping you realize that nothing hit the toilet because it's all still on your ass crack.
Man yesterday I had the worst shit ever. There was poo all over the toilet due to my losing streak!

detroit losing streak 

When you shit on your girlfriend's bed, and blame it on her dog.
"Susanne , Jesus Christ, do you remember that time I found his Detroit losing streak on my bed?!"

Losing Steak 

When you have a overcooked steak or an expired steak, its a losing steak
Dude you are so bad, its like eating a losing steak.