Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter
by lololannabelle November 18, 2014
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Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult
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by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019
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A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
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by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019
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Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.
by Ollixe December 05, 2019
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The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021
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by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020
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