Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

loping the mule

The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.

Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.

by Muley April 10, 2003

"lope your mule"

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?

I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.

by Thursty June 05, 2006