Looking for socks

Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”

I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.

by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021

Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 08, 2011