A man who is a shitbag who can't pay for child support and is a totals dick to his kids.He puts women under the bus because he himself is jealous of not being a woman.If you meet a lonnie,be careful.
by Redheaded dickhed February 12, 2017
by Vicious Masterjack January 7, 2014
Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.
David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
by Krkič March 16, 2020
A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019
she is a stupid little white girl with no curves booty boobs hair or life she a crake head baby she blends in with the walls her whole body smell like a trash can oh and she lonley she live on the streets with fake gucci and a android e 1 P.S.Iam black and getto so try me
by its.us.mia.autum February 4, 2019
the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.
"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
by fun-dip May 27, 2019
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