Typically cold hearted old men who’s hearts turn warm when they meet women who change their perception of the world. Very outgoing and kind to others. They secretly have a heart of gold but hide it well.
Hey did you go and talk to Lonnie ? No, his girl is too crazy !
by greeneyednative December 8, 2021
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To pull a lonnie, whine constantly or complain and eat
Look that kid is pulling a lonnie
by lonnie March 23, 2005
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A large and fluffy and/or puffy object or person.
"Man that Jiggypuff is so lonnie."

"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."
by badmofo808 February 4, 2010
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a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind
"dude. we gave him the nickname lonnie beacuase...-"

lonnie : "shutup!"
by Avatar<33 April 27, 2010
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The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.
I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.
by Vicious Masterjack January 8, 2014
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A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty
Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.
by SadeWatersfan March 22, 2017
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Lonnies is when your underwear (or shorts, or pants) rides up too far into your butt or crotch causing discomfort. Lonnies are very similar to a wedgie, except Lonnies happen on their own without someone pulling on your underwear. They usually happen while walking, jogging, or running causing your underwear and/or shorts to ride up into your crevices. Or, after sitting awkwardly causing your underwear to wedge between your crack and then standing up to walk.

( this word with this definition might only be a Youngstown, Ohio or black midwesterner slang. Also, this term is usually used by females but males use it too.)

I've asked several people in different cities if they knew this meaning of the word but they didn't. I asked several people from Youngstown and they all knew the meaning. Therefore, this may be a regional or cultural word. Or both.
Ex. 1. "I hate these shorts, I get Lonnies every time I get out the car!"

Ex. 2. Friend one: stands up, takes right hand and reaches around her back with her pointer finger and thumb, grasp shorts or pants (and underwear) closest to butt crack, proceeds to pull outward and downward..
Friend two: jokingly, "ugggh girl, you digging. You know a shower will take care of that!"

Friend one: "stop playing, I got Lonnies.

Ex. 3. Person 1: why are you walking like that?
Person 2: I got Lonnies!
Person 1: dig them out.
Person 2: Ill wait till I get to the car, someone might be looking!
by elldee2003 June 23, 2013
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