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Long shlong 

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
Long shlong by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Long Shlong 

A notably ginormous penis.
Long Shlong by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Long shlong 

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

Long shlong 

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

Long shlong 

A Man or a girl with an big dick
Woah man you have suck an Long shlong
Long shlong by Suck that greg September 4, 2019

long shlong 

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever
Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong
long shlong by skeeos February 20, 2020