Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

Long Island Expressway by Person McPherson September 10, 2006

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Long Island Expressway

the act of one ejaculating in there hand and preceding to cup there partners face with said seamen while bending him/her over and screwing them from behind.

John P. face and asshole broke into a rash after i gave him a long island expressway

Long Island Expressway by DTF Son September 6, 2009

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Long Island Expressway/ I-495

A Tattoo that bass player of local band The OverUnder has located above his penis! This is used for many pick up lines and is what girls ride on World Tour!

YO Bilders on World Tour, Italy rode the Long Island Expressway/ I-495

Long Island Expressway/ I-495 by Bilder July 12, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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