Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.
"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"
by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009
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