Lollip

Someone who has NO LIFE! NO FRIENDS! AND NO FAMILY! In other words, you don't like them in general.

Oh shut up Mr. Lollip.

by Mynameisalexithink February 25, 2025

Lollip

Someone who just sucks in general.

Oh you really are just a good lollip!

by Mynameisalexithink February 25, 2025

lollipoped

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".

Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.

by Xluthru April 13, 2011

lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

lolligaggin

when somebody is messing around not doing what they are suppose to be doing.

the kids were in class supposed to be doing their work but instead they were playing around lolligaggin.

by jooliagoolia999 April 18, 2009

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.

Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.

by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020

Fat man's lollipop

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.

Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.

by jonesypeace January 7, 2012