Loleng
The type of person to spoil you and care for you. Even if you’re feeling so down she’ll be there to save you. A fun person to hangout with. Very loveable
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Lovenge
A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:
Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:
Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
lolenka
:a young girl approximately 10-14 or just at the start of pubescence.
Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).
pl: lolenki
Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).
pl: lolenki
"Did you see that cute lolenka in church today? She will be absolutely beautiful in a few more years."
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lolita russian devochka fräulein
lolenka by Sonya_4002 November 28, 2009
literally loling
Actually Literally Laughing Out Loud not just saying so by typing LOL in a text, instant message, chat or the like. Literally loling is usually accompanied by a big Kool-Aid smile that lasts anywhere from a few seconds to several minutes after initial literal laughter subsides or is otherwise contained in order to avoid questions like "whats so funny?" from annoying ease droppers in close proximity or around the vicinity of said loler.
Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.
Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.
Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?
Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!
K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!
later that day (in a non-textversation)...
Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.
Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!
Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!
K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!
later that day (in a non-textversation)...
Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.
Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!
Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
literally loling by Misa Rose August 14, 2009
lozeng
Lozeng is a name of a man usually from Asian heritage. Lozeng's are amazing at soccer and score a goal against any goalkeeper. They are also very trust worthy and have a good sense of humor.
Jim: I was playing soccer with lozeng and he scored all of our teams four goals.
Dennis: Not surprising, he's a lozeng.
Dennis: Not surprising, he's a lozeng.
lozeng by wowlookoverthere June 7, 2016
loling
The act of 'actually' Laughing Out Loud.
Loling is not to be confused with typing "lol".
You actually have to break a laugh.
Loling is not to be confused with typing "lol".
You actually have to break a laugh.
Lady Lozenge
Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.
"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
Lady Lozenge by peterRepeater_1 February 14, 2009