Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012

Lindsey Lohan Syndrome

A person that feels they are above the law or above any situation, in any thing they do. It also goes by Lohan Syndrome, or Lindsey Syndrome. IF or When caught, They are known to give any ignorant excuse to blame what ever on some one else to justify who what when and where, making them look like the poor innocent victim.

Please your Honor, I have a serious case of Lindsey Lohan Syndrome. Someone stole my passport, and then deliberately poured alcohol on my monitor and got me drunk, and forced me to take drugs, JUST to get me in trouble, because they hate me.

by Calling it like it is June 16, 2010

Loman Syndrome

an attitude of behavior found in senior citizens who—wanting to retain control of their own life as an adult— strongly refuse aid and assistance, often that of which is actually necessary

His mother's overtly physical reluctance at the idea of her being in a retirement home showed blatantly that she was suffering through Loman Syndrome.

by o23gfh August 4, 2025