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Logical Customs

A metaphor for the practice of inspecting and taxing (releasing or withholding) each opposing argument as if it were merchandise passing through customs. The debater positions themselves as an inspector who decides which arguments are “importable” (valid, acceptable) and which are “contraband” (fallacious, invalid). Logical customs often operates with arbitrary or overly demanding criteria, withholding legitimate arguments under claims of “fallacy” or “lack of evidence.”
Logical Customs Example: “Every time he presented a piece of data, the opponent activated logical customs: ‘This source is not peer‑reviewed. This study is observational, not RCT. This statistic is not significant.’ Reasonable arguments were held up in the inspection.”
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Logical Immigration and Customs

A form of Logical Retention where one side in a discussion assumes the role of gatekeeper, determining what counts as valid logic, acceptable evidence, or permissible reasoning before the opponent’s argument is even examined. Like a customs officer inspecting every item, the gatekeeper subjects each claim to arbitrary scrutiny, rejecting anything that doesn’t match their preferred standards—often without justifying those standards. The focus shifts entirely from the content of the argument to the process of “clearing” it for entry. This tactic exhausts the opponent, turning debate into an endless bureaucratic ordeal.
Logical Immigration and Customs Example: “He wouldn’t discuss climate policy until she first defined ‘proof,’ then ‘evidence,’ then ‘valid inference’—Logical Immigration and Customs, demanding visa paperwork before engaging substance.”

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026