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logging in

very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!
if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!
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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion
When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight
Logging in by IrritatedData July 16, 2022

logging in to the cloud 

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.

Logging on in 60 

Something that a person says before they don't log on
Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"
Logging on in 60 by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023

logging into my zoom 

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026