Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.
I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.
by Chinook17 August 11, 2022
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Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.
Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!
by Myhandsaretoocold May 22, 2018
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Glacial Log

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.
A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.
by MarcDemo June 30, 2018
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Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog
Your dog like log
by The real 100% legend 27 March 14, 2018
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
by waca waca 22 November 25, 2013
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