One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

A misspelling of the twitch emote "poggers", usually used by those with fat thumbs and auto-correct.

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.

Someone who gets a boner frequently