lobster dick
1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
lobster dick by billbow24 October 15, 2007
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lobster dick
Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.
lobster dick by el faggo May 22, 2009
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lobster dick
1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
lobster dick by gibran October 18, 2007
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