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lobster dick 

A possible side effect of excessive Western Grips.
Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.
lobster dick by el faggo May 22, 2009

Lobster Dick 

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.
Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!
Lobster Dick by Notebook September 22, 2005

lobster dick 

1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick

ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
lobster dick by gibran October 18, 2007
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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