Loboed

The Lobo (Spanish for Wolf) - To be Loboed

A sexual act that involves of face fucking a girl so hard, you break her nose, and give her two black eyes. Her blackened eyes, swollen nose, bloodied mouth, and disheveled hair give her the appearance of a wolf (or lobo).

Howling after the deed is optional for either party.

I just loboed the shit out of that girl last night, Owwwoooooooh!

or

That son of a bitch loboed me and then just threw a towel in my face.

by Sven Shroomtip March 2, 2008

loboda

name for champions of the human race

that guy won every event in the Olympics for 5 years in a row? He must be a Loboda.

by ilovetoplayintherainonsaturday June 21, 2011

half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.

i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

four lokoed

being affected, positively or negatively, after consuming a four loko

Last night, I was hella four lokoed!

by wow, choosing a name sucks! October 25, 2010

loboda

name for champions of the human race

that guy won every even in the Olympics for 5 years in a row? He must be a Loboda.

by socccerrr June 21, 2011

lobed

The constant flicking and rubbing of the ear. A casual lobe psses off the normal pedestrian.

Helt: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Spag wanna get lobed?
Spag: Doode! Helt! Faggot!

Johnson: Awww losmobile wanna get lobed?

by Ballpark May 22, 2008

lobbed balls

A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.

Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.

Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?

by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014