The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.
look at John's hair it's a total loaf.
by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018
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Large Overly-Aggressive Female.

Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.
Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!

I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.
by thisisadumbpseudonym December 14, 2012
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1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.
popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"
by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003
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So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.

This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:
"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"

"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"
by LOAVES_A_BREAD September 22, 2011
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A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.
It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!
by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 28, 2013
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