pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.
by why the hell do i need one July 11, 2008
by erica james March 17, 2008
1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)
2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.
3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)
2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.
3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.
Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.
by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006
Privileged white town, where everyone says the n-word. They also got mad furrys at the high school, the chill spot is Darrah pond where the boys love to smoke up.
The crackhead from Litchfield, NH
by GangGangrandomguy October 19, 2021
A Russel Litchfield is basically a mardy twat who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called Kieran Reynolds. This is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys fellatio of the anus oppose to full out but fucking.
by Bigboy ;) March 7, 2011
Extreme dryness in and around the anus. Can get so severe that anal hemorrhaging can occur. usual causes include 'dry humping' and beer bottles. The only cure is a buttered butt plug.
by gfoshow January 21, 2010
a bunch of fucking cunts running around and snakes following ur every move.... you will be lucky if u can walk in the bathroom to rip juul without a fuckinh snitch under the stall recording u!!! also there’s no hot guys just weird gay boys who will fuck with ur heart and choose the fat bitch over u
litchfield is such a fucking piece of shit can’t wait to get out of this joint (litchfield high school)
by 678282person December 9, 2018