Liquor Box 

-(LIKK'*her*'BOX) legendary Dogtown kickball team
- black bandana thugs
- Functional in noun, verb forms

"Go Liquor Box! beat those Rusty cocks!"

"Liquor Box now!"

"Liquor Box gently"

"oh yeah, Liquor Box, they're the best team in the Dogtown Division"

Liquor Box by sdsumac August 9, 2006

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs 

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.

On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009

Liquorboarding 

The act of waterboarding someone by substituting alcohol for water. This usually ends in either hospitalization, or a killer hangover.

Jason: “Yoooooo, how’s pledging goin bro?”

Brad: “Tough dude! Last night, they put a rag on my face and and started liquorboarding me, and then I almost had to go to the hospital but I was fine. Woke up today tho with a killer fuckin headache tho.

Jason: “Whoooaaa dude. That sounds epic as shit!”

Liquorboarding by Dilation January 19, 2022