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Linearsexual 

A person that is attracted only to the opposite sex (biological) such as REAL men and REAL women.
Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.

Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
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A linear structure-of-truth (timestamp) in contrast to a cyclical structure-of-truth.

Instances include historical materialism, negative formalism, and post-structuralism.
Linearism creates a linear structure-of-truth from cyclical elements; leaving to Hinduism the conundrum of creating a cyclical structure-of-truth from linear elements.
linearism by sandraxine September 15, 2018

liverizer 

Liverizer An amazing woman who plays hard to get. Alot. She is really cute and looks amazing with curly hair, but her straight hair is ok too. A woman who usually has an asshole ex boyfriend who is really stupid, but is changing everyday to make up for it. She takes forever to get ready but its ok perfection takes time. She usually has a thing for burning her tongue on hot chocolate. Bottom line is she is pretty much perfect and should really think about things with that stupid, yet quite handsome ex boyfriend.
Wow! Shes such a liverizer, you must be crazy about her.
liverizer by <3Blah January 6, 2009

Linerider 

1) The best street game ever! Can be real life practiced on snow.
2) A guy who only rides asses also called crackrider.
1) Oh my god i did a loop in Linerider.
2) My boyfriend is such a linerider that I can't sit for 2 hours after he's done.
Linerider by motgtht December 14, 2006
Linmarie is the tipe of girl who will put other people’s needs before her own, until you get on her bad side. Linmarie is the tipe of girl who won’t tell you with words how she feels about you but instead with her actions. A Linmarie will love with all her heart. She will give it her all if she has found the one who she believes is the one for her. A Linmarie is a follower of God, she believes in Christ and that he saves. She is shy at first to spread the word, but ones she has the courage no one will be able to stop her. A Linmarie will normally struggle to show her emotions and sometimes even won’t be able to tell you what is wrong with her. A Linmarie is a great dancer. She dances with alot of emotion. When she dances she tells a story. Her body moves like a ribben in the wind.
Wow, that girl must be a Linmarie. Just watch her actions.
linmarie by Hiifriend January 7, 2021

Lunarize 

Verb - to entirely destroy and obliterate, especially via aerial and/or surface bombardment, a specific geographic area or zone, in such manner as that the resultant topography resembles the surface of the Earth’s moon.
“. . . subsequent to the R.A.F. operation of 25 April 1945, the Nazi enclosure on the Obersalzberg was shown to have been almost completely lunarized.”
Lunarize by Speedog September 26, 2009

Linderize 

v. 1: An action which consists of one repeating a joke, pun, or otherwise humorous action in quick succession until it ceases to be humorous. (American in origin, based on one Mr. Linder who performed the above action to no end)
"Hey! Knife to see you!"
"Stop that. You're Linderizing it."
Linderize by Yon Terminator April 13, 2004