lightning ball

A phenomena when lightning forms a ball shape & is so very bright, it lasts less than a few seconds.

Seeing the lightning ball was quite the experience! It was a brilliant purple~white with lightning bolts going thru it horizontally & vertically.

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Ball Lightning

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

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Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!

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When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

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