Lick Master of the Far East

A term first coined by the comedic GOAT Sam Kinison during the 80's to mean a person extremely proficient in the art of cunnilingus. The art form is considered a form of meditative practice. Practicing persons presumably have had trained in Tibet in this art for 5 or more years. Training in this art includes calligraphy using one's tongue. Can Write a letter to Santa (with tongue) whilst going down on a female and making her cum before ending the first sentence. The vagina is usually destroyed and rendered useless by the end of the first paragraph. Women who have endured to this extreme have been wheelchair bound, left to never walk again. Practitioners have eaten more vagina than cervical cancer during intense training sessions to reach this skill level. Goku even gives respect to them. Women should beware.

(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)

Woman 1: I heard he is Lick Master of the far east. WAIT, DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM LAST YEAR?!!!
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.

Lick Master of the Far East by Jbo Bourbon February 28, 2026