Double Platinum Lesbian

A lesbian that has slept with men in the past but is now strictly into women.

My ex dumped me for a female. I think she was a Double Platinum Lesbian the whole time

by 2wEntEeE January 18, 2023

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 14, 2019

lesbian low ride

A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.

Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.

by Sugar Niqua October 26, 2013

special lesbian bB

a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls

I got myself a special lesbian bB

by Mimosica September 19, 2019

Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"

The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"

by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021

synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

by redondahead May 13, 2015

lesbianitis

The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)

Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis

by ljbsvbsjbvhdhzvb October 8, 2019