Leo Hogshit 

Leo hogshit is the definition of a skinny, almost anorexic person to the point where they look like a pool noodle. Has taken a liking of fat Russians and whale-like fat fucks. One time, he famously threw up after a nice piece of lettuce was left on his cock after he got a shameful gou nec session. Due to his lack of getting acceptable pussy in his own grade, he has become a member of #simpnation and has become a freshman-getter, but not the good ones... Currently recovering from a difficult drug addiction, he is a sensitive soul and usually spends his days fucking his freshman girlfriend on his friends couch while he’s sleeping but leaving the condom behind for a sticky surprise! He is not the brightest star in the sky and struggles to maintain a 1.7 gpa. He has absolutely no talents at all as he isn’t smart, athletic, or just good at something.

Hey who is that disappointment walking in the hallway with that freshman?

Oh that’s just Leo Hogshit

Leo Hogshit by dacoochiedestroyer69 December 20, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012