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Lemon Ring 

The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.

Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
Lemon Ring by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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lemonfinger 

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"
Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."
The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.
Lemoning by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010
A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
Lemoning by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018
When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
Lemoning by lazerst November 17, 2010
The art of shoving lemons up one's cock
He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him
Lemoning by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026