Noun: (opposite of a twinkie) someone who is caucasian that acts more like an asian person than a caucasian person
Bro my white friend John is a total lemon bar. He's got more loyalty points at Haidilao than my asian family combined. He also has a serious case of yellow fever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.