Lekter 

Lekter, or Elekter, is a goddess known by few. She is one of the most powerful deities and have won every battle by the gods while eating soup. She has ended war by only stating the word 'based' when referring to truce. Her appearance is almost unknown, due to the lack of ancient scrolls, but she is often described with a rolled up cigarette on her mouth and a cat on her shoulder.
Being compared to such a god is an act of the utmost respect and admiration. This compliment might also mean the person finds you a very funny and cool person.

Boy: You remind of god lekter!
Girl: That is the best compliment anyone has ever said to me!! I think I'm in love with you!

Boy A: I wish god lekter was here to help us...
Boy B: *sigh* Let's roll up a cigarette to honor her...

Lekter by Xeket November 20, 2021

like letter 

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.

i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.

like letter by puzzlin April 15, 2020

lekker naaien

1. Lekker naaien met een naaimachine

2. Een prank bij iemand uit halen om hem 'lekker te naaien".

3. Een andere benaming voor neuken of seksuele gemeenschap

Jongen: Ik ga vanavond lekker naaien.
Meisje: oh leuk, welke naaimachine gebruik je?
Jongen: Mijn lul.

lekker naaien by Achtbanaan May 9, 2016

Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

5k1 letter 

a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government

Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. He’s still in county while agents continuously pound him with “What do you have for me now?”

5k1 letter by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022

Phil Lester 

saviour of pandas

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true

Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

letter of anal marque by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018