lebanon fail 

when the electricity suddenly goes out and there is a black out , or when the internet connection is so slow you feel like breaking your computer even though its not your computer with the issue .. its the shitty internet connection and shitty electricity.

Shadi: Fifa world cup is on its brazil vs. Argentina ! lets watch!
*electricity goes out*
shadi: damn .
ayman: Lebanon fail

i wanted to watch a video on the internet today but the internet connection was really slow

lebanon fail by CANADA_EH June 14, 2010

Lebanon Fail 

A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.

I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.

I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.

Lebanon Fail by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016