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Leather Feather 

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.
#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
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poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat 

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion
guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat 

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion
guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

Feather-Leathers 

Feather-Leathers is the name given to the people who are a part of the trustafarian peacock movement. Mostly they perpetuate and flock to the breakbeat scene of the West Coast, and are extremely image conscious and full of themselves.
The breakbeat party was full of Feather-Leathers

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022