Leather Feather
(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.
#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.
#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
Leather Feather by Cybertobtic June 9, 2009
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