Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012

Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012