Guatemalan lawn ninja

The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.
*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!
by Jacki B February 21, 2009
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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
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