A word used in online gaming that is meant to frustrate another player. If a player says What the fuck or Bullshit you can respond by saying LAWLUMAD? (LOLUMAD?) he will respond by saying Shut the fuck up or Fuck you asshole. Other players sometimes will pitch in saying LAWLHESMAD, or LAWLYEAHESOMAD, You dont put spaces in these sayings for reasons unknown. saying Lawlumad?!? to someone may result in them leaving the game out of anger.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"