Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Systems

The principle that logical systems themselves operate in two modes: absolute logic (the hypothetical set of rules that would be valid for all reasoning beings, everywhere, always) and relative logics (the actual systems humans use, which vary across cultures, eras, and purposes). The law acknowledges that there may be universal logical principles—the laws of thought that any rational being must follow—but that our access to them is always mediated through particular systems that are relative to our context. The law of absolute and relative logical systems reconciles the universalist claim that logic is one with the pluralist observation that logics are many.

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Systems Example: "They debated whether logic was universal or culturally constructed. He argued for absolute logic—one true system for all. She argued for relative logics—different cultures, different rules. The law of absolute and relative logical systems said: there may be absolute logic in theory, but we only ever encounter relative logics in practice. They agreed to keep studying, which is what philosophers do."

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Systems by Abzugal February 16, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007