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Latex Ready 

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.
Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."
Latex Ready by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012
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Late Nite Reading 

A pop-punk band formed by bassist Brady Szuhaj and lead vocals/guitar Dalton Wixom. As of 2012, their new (and probably permanent) lineup consists of Drew Cottrell on drums and Clayton Collins playing guitar and doing backing vocals. The band has released 2 EPs: Cycles and Sounds in 2010, and Dedicated to Deadlines in 2011. They have also released a few covers, including One Thing by One Direction. In 2012, Late Nite Reading played the BryanStars Tour, along with Rocky Loves Emily, Catching Your Clouds, and Farewell, My Love. During the tour, the band opened a show for their idol, All Time Low.
Person 1: OMG, have you heard anything by Late Nite Reading?

Person 2: Who??

Person 1: They're this awesome pop-punk band!

Person 2: Okay, I'll check them out...

*The next day*

Person 2: OMG I love Late Nite Reading!!!!
Late Nite Reading by Farryn February 11, 2013

Late Nite Reading 

Late Nite Reading also known as LNR.

"Late Nite Reading is hitting the pop-punk scene with a youthful vigor not seen in ages. With a majority of the band being just sophomores in highschool, LNR packs a punchy, hook-driven mature pop sound at an unheard of age. Backed by their recently released studio EP, LNR is forcing their way into the limelight as one of the youngest professional acts in the business.

Late Nite Reading started out of necessity. Not really, but you get what we're saying. One day, not too long ago, (the start of the summer 2009, actually) Brady Szuhaj (Bassist) approached Dalton Wixom (Singer) with the idea of doing a pop punk band together. They plunked around with the idea, wrote some songs, and recruited a drummer. The trio had a practice together, and immediately fell in love. A few more practices later, they added a lead guitarist and they were ready to record. So they did that. The Summer of 2010 they released their first 5 song EP, "Cycles and Sounds". Since that time the roster has changed slightly. Jacob Benner now mans the drums and lends his amazing drum skills to the effort and Aaron Severance has taken over the role of lead guitar with his solid guitar work."-reverbnation.com
person 1: GUESS WHAT!!!
person 2: what?
person 1: I GOT TICKETS TO A LATE NITE READING SHOW!!!!
person 2: HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!
both:(screaming, jumping around and being excited)

Late Night Reading (LNR) 

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.
"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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