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Latex Ready 

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.
Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."
Latex Ready by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012
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Late Nite Reading 

A pop-punk band formed by bassist Brady Szuhaj and lead vocals/guitar Dalton Wixom. As of 2012, their new (and probably permanent) lineup consists of Drew Cottrell on drums and Clayton Collins playing guitar and doing backing vocals. The band has released 2 EPs: Cycles and Sounds in 2010, and Dedicated to Deadlines in 2011. They have also released a few covers, including One Thing by One Direction. In 2012, Late Nite Reading played the BryanStars Tour, along with Rocky Loves Emily, Catching Your Clouds, and Farewell, My Love. During the tour, the band opened a show for their idol, All Time Low.
Person 1: OMG, have you heard anything by Late Nite Reading?

Person 2: Who??

Person 1: They're this awesome pop-punk band!

Person 2: Okay, I'll check them out...

*The next day*

Person 2: OMG I love Late Nite Reading!!!!
Late Nite Reading by Farryn February 11, 2013

Late Nite Reading 

Late Nite Reading also known as LNR.

"Late Nite Reading is hitting the pop-punk scene with a youthful vigor not seen in ages. With a majority of the band being just sophomores in highschool, LNR packs a punchy, hook-driven mature pop sound at an unheard of age. Backed by their recently released studio EP, LNR is forcing their way into the limelight as one of the youngest professional acts in the business.

Late Nite Reading started out of necessity. Not really, but you get what we're saying. One day, not too long ago, (the start of the summer 2009, actually) Brady Szuhaj (Bassist) approached Dalton Wixom (Singer) with the idea of doing a pop punk band together. They plunked around with the idea, wrote some songs, and recruited a drummer. The trio had a practice together, and immediately fell in love. A few more practices later, they added a lead guitarist and they were ready to record. So they did that. The Summer of 2010 they released their first 5 song EP, "Cycles and Sounds". Since that time the roster has changed slightly. Jacob Benner now mans the drums and lends his amazing drum skills to the effort and Aaron Severance has taken over the role of lead guitar with his solid guitar work."-reverbnation.com
person 1: GUESS WHAT!!!
person 2: what?
person 1: I GOT TICKETS TO A LATE NITE READING SHOW!!!!
person 2: HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!
both:(screaming, jumping around and being excited)

Late Night Reading (LNR) 

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.
"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026