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Late-Stage Neopositivism

A contemporary revival of positivist attitudes, filtered through internet debate culture and a superficial engagement with science. Late‑stage neopositivists use phrases like "not even wrong," "science says," and "just a theory" to dismiss positions they dislike, while remaining unaware of the philosophical critiques that undid original positivism. They often wield the "burden of proof" as a weapon, set impossible evidentiary standards for others, and exempt their own beliefs from the same scrutiny. It's scientism as a social identity, not an epistemology.
Late-Stage Neopositivism Example: "He demanded she provide a double‑blind study for her personal experience of discrimination—late‑stage neopositivism, demanding scientific evidence where the question is ethical, not empirical."
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Late‑Stage Neopositivism

The digital echo of neopositivism, where machine learning models and big data dashboards replace theory and interpretation. Late‑stage neopositivism treats correlation as causation, prediction as explanation, and training sets as reality. It is the ideology of the data scientist who has never read Karl Popper. It promises to solve social problems by optimising variables, while never asking what the variables mean or who set them.
Example: “The predictive policing algorithm was ‘evidence‑based,’ but its training data came from biased arrests—late‑stage neopositivism, garbage in, gospel out.”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026