When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".

These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.
"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to the local dive bar at 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"
by allthegoodnamesweretaken August 14, 2007
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When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".

These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.
"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to Gator's Bar & Grill before 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"
by allthegoodnamesweretaken July 10, 2007
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