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the latualatuka chain letter 

It is a really annoying chain letter that goes a little something like this:
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:

Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.

That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:

Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.
xxSeXyxxGiRl:Oh no!
someonewithascreename:what?
xxSeXyxxGiRlxx:It's the latualatuka chain letter!

laquanathan 

When you fucking a bitch and she gently slides a dildo up your ass and she softly whispers "my dick is bigger than yours daddy."
Bro this bitch hit me with a laquanathan last night.
laquanathan by Laquanathan December 22, 2017
someone who is amaaaaazing at art and generally loves to associate herself with yaoi related materials along with talking to imaginary people.
"I danced to Gee with a LaQuaya."
LaQuaya by JamBamness February 5, 2010
a name my white friend came up with when pretending to be black
*friend in a hurry to think up name*

UH UH UH IM LAQUANA
laquana by Atticus Finch July 22, 2015
improper spelling of the dickheads frigging name!
Go suck your self you moron!
No Laquaaaataaaasss! I'll go and suck yourself!

laquavais 

A hood nigga quiet and smart will always ride and never give a fuck
Y’all laquavais just don’t care
laquavais by Laquavais May 29, 2018