Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
by jj55! September 2, 2022
by Crabackup’s iPhone X August 25, 2022
(noun) An individual who makes his/her rounds greeting everybody in a room or open area on a regular/daily basis; often thinks everybody is their friend and lacks the social awareness to differentiate between real friends and people who are just being nice to them
" Beware of the lapper. Every school/university has one, if not several. If you are friendly to him then he will be back here to talk every day."
by bigg rik April 15, 2022
Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
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