Lao Gan ma 

A brand of chilli liked by John Cena and all worldwide greats

"Hello Weibo! I'm currently shooting a movie and I'm on a break and having a meal.

I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.

I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.

So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.

This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.

But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.

A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.

Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena

Lao Gan ma by Mohammad Abdul April 23, 2021

Lao Gan Ma 

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in the concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lao gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

Lao Gan Ma by Jow Bidan May 4, 2021

lao gan ma 

Ahh lao gan ma very good yes

Ah lao gan ma very good for spicy

lao gan ma by pikneger69 March 27, 2023