Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.

Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”

Lancaster Catholic by Bug Eyed Larry July 24, 2018

Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult

Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show

Lancaster Catholic by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.

person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks

Lancaster Catholic by little britain December 3, 2021