Lan Nguyen 

American nickname for the "Lady Asian Gangster". You could also call her the female version of Jin. Typically puts on a front as a college student, but in actuality spends the majority of her time working the corner next to her Trailer. In urban asian communities on he west coast, she has become a street legend for moving the product i.e. selling coke to low class townies; but she never picks her feet, and NO she is not a Wanksta. She may be bon vivant and buff at heart, but doesn’t respect that connoisseur though. Other than that, she spends way too much time mindlessly roaming the internet and dippin' and yokin her '97 civic(the asian car). Lan is super saucy, super what you not. You meet her, and you finally know what it feels like to really be poked. Oh, and peep game on the nose ring. Really, all asians are tryin' to be a Lan Nguyen.

I seen them Lan Nguyen's down in China town, like 4 foot tall, movin it out on the street, tryin' to be like the legend; but they ain't neva will be though, they all just wanna be wankstas.

Lan Nguyen by stevied July 16, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016