kes lan

Halt's Maul man, Laber nicht!

Redest wieder über Patte? - Kes Lan!

by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020

Wah Lan eh

A stupid word to scold people saying their penis is so filthy. the root of arguments

Wah lan eh, why u so late sia?

by Nusydde June 3, 2021

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

da plane lan

You received your paycheck. Your salary was deposited into your bank account.

"Anyone know if da plane lan yet?"

Bui, I tryna to pay my rent but da plane en lan yet!

by Wa-Ya-Won June 25, 2023

Lan demon

A Consistent esports player that refuses to drop maps or carries their team out of a minor pro league

We lost every map cause of there anchor what a lan demon

by Ieatgreencrayons March 31, 2023

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022

Pudi lan

Pussy dick

Extreme shock or discomfort

Oh pudi lan theres a nigga in front of me

by Lifesupportmachine69 January 27, 2023